i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
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just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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