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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I have so many feelings about this burrito
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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