Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I wish you could order shots online.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
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All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
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Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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