That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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