I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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