since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
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YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
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Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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