I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
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