This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
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I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
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When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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