You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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