What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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