We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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