Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
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Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
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Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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