I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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