did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
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If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
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Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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