what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
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Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
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I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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