I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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