Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
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I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
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Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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