You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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