Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
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I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
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You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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