you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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