Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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