I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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