Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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