Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
i came on her dog
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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