And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
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she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
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Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
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I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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