it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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