i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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