My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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