maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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