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What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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