Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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