Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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