He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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