I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
