No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
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