I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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