just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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