I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
