The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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