You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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