I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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