I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
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i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
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Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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