i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I have post one night stand depression
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