How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Randomize
