remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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