I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
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i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
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You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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