hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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