I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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