we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
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A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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