So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
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