It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
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He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
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Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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