Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
We need to feng shui this bitch.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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