Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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