I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I just want to make out with him forever
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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