One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
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Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
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I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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